“Hello, Super Market Management? I am in your store and I am in the far end. You know, near the chips? I am a handicapped elderly woman (in a therapy boot) gratefully using one of your electric carts but the cart battery went dead. Can you help me?
I cannot walk all the way back for another cart. I need a new cart with active batteries and someone to help transfer all the groceries. Yes, I am by the chips. Thank you so much. I love it that you offer this service. It’s a very kind public gesture, but for some reason the cart batteries always go dead.
The electric carts at my grocery/big box store constantly run out of battery power.
And this usually occurs on the far side!
Getting stuck in the middle (or far end) of a gigantic store leaves a person (this person with the BigFoot) in a precariously helpless, embarrassing position, stranded in limbo with peripheral problems like being emotionally distraught.
I am STUCK! HELP!
- The basket on this electric cart is full.
- It will lurch forward while emitting a weak sickly beep.
- It will never make it back to square one for a new cart.
- That means I must WALK (Limp) back across the store (for what seems like a mile) to get another cart.
- You may witness my staggering arrival at the cart area where there may or may not be a new cart available.
- If I am lucky and find a cart it may have a dying battery, and there is no way to tell if it will make it back to Cart #1.
- Hurrah! It arrives at Cart #1 for a transfer of goods to Cart #2.
- Finally… leave Cart #1 stranded and,
- With aching foot and increased blood pressure, move on to finish shopping.
Results?
- Embarrassment
- Pain
- Anger
- Frustration
- Fear of getting stuck again.
The latter fear has taken such a hold that I can only shop on one side of the store at a time, i.e., bar soap is on the wrong side (the other side) of the store.
Soap therefore, must go on a different day’s shopping list entitled “Right Side” or “Left Side”.
I also finally devised a Diabolical Plan (feel free to try this yourself if you are either elderly, infirm, or both):
- Program the name of the store and it’s local phone number into your cell phone.
- Choose an electric cart without too much concern for dying batteries.
- Begin shopping and don’t worry about filling your basket. Fill it to the brim or higher! Remember, the point of this plan is to send a message to store management.
- Be alert and wait to get stuck ANYWHERE in the #$%2x##* blankety blank place (preferably far far from the stable of carts).
- Are you stuck yet? Well, if you are, then sweetly call the store from your cell phone. Please, reserve the urge to rant!
- Helplessly plead you are handicapped and need to be saved by a store employee who will have to fetch another cart.
Will pity prompt positive action?
I haven’t tried the Diabolical Plan yet.
Stay tuned.