As you may know, I am “into” sparkly things – like glittering skinny jeans. I love rhinestones and other gleaming things too like maybe diamonds.
But then I got a FB message about a very special gift and it is in keeping with the “end results” of my sparkling skinny jeans.
I can hardly resist this gift. In fact, I will not resist.
I plan to give myself this phenomenal set for my own personal, private joy over the holidays.
Here is what I saw in A Facebook message which I first deemed to be crude and then I began to LAUGH OUT LOUD.
Please take no offense at the somewhat crude language here. It is not my own, nor do I condone it, but you gotta admit it’s funny!
Glitter Pills for your Poop
“A gift idea for that person who has everything (and probably tells you alllll about it). Now they can shit glitter.”
www.etsy.com/listing/122801892/glit.
P.S. Sellers Warning and Mine Too: Do not actually eat these pills. Eat at your own risk. They are really only meant for laughter.
Virginia Views 