The problem with blogging is people begin to know all your weaknesses and character flaws.
Most cyberspace friends already know this country girl’slady’s flaws:
- A devout shopper,
- a worrier,
- guilt ridden
- a planner,
- and a neat freak.
My hope is that all in all, you all (y’all in Virginia-ese) find these combined traits to be endearing.
But did you know that the BigFoot whiner was once an outdoorsy camping enthusiast?
Here are some FAQS you may have missed:
- Once, at 3 AM, I threw an air mattress across the pup tent at my devoted spouse.
Why?
Because I kept sliding off and onto the cold lumpy ground.
- And another time, I ran with a coat around my ankles to get back to the tent.
Why?
Because it was deer hunting season and it occurred to me that a beige suede coat whilst relieving oneself in the woods would conjure up images of a white-tailed deer!
- And how about the time I had to wear a black patch over my eye to a party. And it wasn’t Halloween and it wasn’t a costume to make me look like a Pirate either.
Why?
Because a giant gnat bit me near the eye and it swelled up to a frightening countenance.
- And then there was the time we were six minutes into the Appalachian Trail. Bravely carrying a 30 pound back pack I was moaning and lagging in line behind husband, our 8 year old son, and Tinker, the dog. That’s when I sat down in the middle of the trail and cried.
Why?
Because Y’All,
I hate camping!
More FAQs?
- How about the tent that blew away?
- Or having to sit under a tarp until a deluge of rain lets up?
- Or trying to sleep listening to something or things crashing through the forest?
- And wondering if we will be attacked by wolves or bears or angry deer.
- Or being “Nose Cold” (and I don’t mean a head cold). I mean a nose that’s almost frozen along with toes.
And now you have another character flaw to add to the list!
And Thank you Andrew for inspiring this post!