
My husband (of more years than I can even remember) does not believe in Valentine’s Day. And he always says, “It’s a Hallmark Holiday.” Hence, the absence of cards, gifts, etc.
At first, as a young bride, I thought he was kidding around. Since “love is blind” (and especially so in my case) I joined in the fun and laughed right along with him. “Laughter is the best medicine,” they say. I have been laughing for a lot of years.
My brother felt sorry for me this year and sent a red (for Valentine’s Day you know) electronic pepper mill that grinds the peppercorns and lights up while you are pouring! And my oldest girlfriend, Kit, sent a card from a secret admirer. I knew it was her though since I recognized the handwriting. Nothing like pity from family and friends!
But, Bill shows his love in other, more sedate sensible ways. Like we just had dinner at our favorite Chinese restaurant. And of course we ended the meal with traditional fortune cookies. I know it’s a week after Valentine’s Day, but dinner out is a substitute for red roses and chocolate. I tried to make it feel like Valentine’s Day anyway. He’s a good man really. He’s the best – really. I have kept him around for a long long time, laughing all the way.
Anyway, here it is about a week after Valentine’s Day and we were off to the Chinese buffet. The cookies are shaped a bit like hearts don’t you think? And I was kind of expecting hoping for a romantic fortune in my cookie to take the place of a real Hallmark card.
My fortune: “You achieve great peace of mind when you talk with an old friend.”
Well, yeah! He’s definitely an OLD friend and I did get a little peace of mind tonight with dinner out (imagining it was for Valentine’s Day).
And his fortune: “You will soon be involved in many gatherings, parties and communications.”
I can’t dispute that. We just received a round table extender to give us more room for dinner guests. And our conversation tonight (before our fortunes arrived) was about who to invite! How romantic can you get?
Now you have to admit there is no romance in either of these fortunes.
The fact is, one of the major makers of fortune cookies is striking romantic fortunes due to parental complaints about them being too racy. In addition, the cookie maker is concerned about the emotional impact of promises of love.
I am concerned about that too – the impact of promises of love, or the impact of the lack thereof.
And guess what? Loveless fortune cookies are actually making the news lately!
Check out this February 2013 New York Post article, “Fortune Cookies Lose Their Romance…” on the changes you can expect in your fortune cookies messages. Do you want to join me in sending in complaints from the lovelorn? Maybe we could convince them to keep romance in and mark certain packages “Censored.”
Me? I’m for keeping fortunes in my cookies that offer promises of love!
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