I am Afraid of Clocks.
Maybe it is because I missed the second grade class when Mrs. Weinberg taught us how to tell time.
I was an asthmatic kid who could be “absent” for days and happened to be home listening to Stella Dallas on the radio (anyone remember that soap?).
Who knew those few stolen days would be the cause of a lifelong handicap?
Anyway, when I did return to school, Mrs. M gave a private lesson which went like this, “It’s easy. Just count 5, 10, 15, 20 minutes around the clock.”
And no, I had not yet heard the lyrics to Rock Around the Clock yet. Elvis may not have even been born!
And from then on, when the big hand made it to the left side, I could not tell you what time it was.
Still can’t.
I tend to simply hold up my wristwatch to strangers who ask, “Pardon me, do you have the time?”
A Clock Allergy?
I think there is something wrong with my blood flow or energy fields. Inevitably the watch on my wrist winds up (pun intended) to be about 10 minutes fast. That’s as the big hand goes “5, 10, 15, 20.”
Rushing through life is what I call it. Think of all the time lost with just those regular ten minute skipped intervals.
And of course, Setting Clocks is a Challenge.
We just had a very brief power outage – enough to make all the timepieces in the house flash in outrage.
The kitchen stove clock is important for making dinners so I inhaled deeply and poked and pushed buttons until there was a positive response.
Hopefully I did not set off the “self clean” option instead. It’s always guess work with no guarantees.
The bedroom clock on the dresser isn’t too hard but continues it’s yearly flashing warning “low battery.” I never listen since that clock is permanently plugged into the wall and the dresser is too heavy to pull it out far enough from the plug.
The bedroom clock on the dresser has been low batteried since 1998.
There is another bedroom clock that flashes on the ceiling and tells how cold it is outside too. It is the only clock in the house that resets itself except for the battery operated one in the living room that is eternally dependable.
Maybe getting rid of all but the latter two would be the sane thing to do.
Unless you know of a second grade class teacher who would allow a senior citizen to audit the segment on telling time?
Time Changes are Annoying.
The car clock is the MOST intimidating and takes immense courage for me to go at it. Somehow it gets done (husbands help) but for now I would rather count out loud.
Let’s see….. it’s 10:15 AM on the dashboard, which means it’s really 11:15 AM now because it was 10:15 AM before the time change.
Who needs to change settings anyway?
Good thing the car clock is digital or I would have to be counting,“Five, Ten, Fifteen, Twenty” and if the big hand is in the wrong place you would never get the right time.
Virginia Views 