Most days I amble around town unrecognized until someone cries, “Hi! How are you?” That calls for delay and catching up and is part of the whole great thing about living in rural Virginia.
It is rare however, to be heartily greeted by complete strangers.
In the last few days, undoubtedly due to my astounding beauty I have garnered the attention of MEN. Or maybe this is happening because I look motherly old helpless tired safe?
It all happened first at Costco in Harrisonburg, Virginia. It was our twice a year visit to a big store in a bigger city, and talk about exotic places!
Bill was perusing the bakery section.
I was studying ingredients and drooling over some mini organic oat cake muffins
called Vegan Aussie Bites!
Maybe the drooling was the attraction?
Photo from: http://ohmyveggies.com/vegan-aussie-bites/
As I resisted the idea of buying anything sweet (talk about noble!), a very tan hippie-ish looking fellow walked alongside me and expounded upon how much he loved those little cakes and how, “I can’t keep my hands off them.” Still feeling astoundingly beautiful, do you suppose he meant “me” and not “them?”
“Good for you,” I said, clutching my purse which was safely cross-body slung anyway.
As I furtively looked around for Bill to come to the rescue, I noticed my devoted spouse was aware of the exchange, but he was even more immersed in studying some big luscious bear claws than in rushing into any rescue efforts. Such are the perils of a long marriage.
As it turned out, the strange fellow was just friendly and as he kept nattering away on the merits of the mini cakes, I determined he was harmless.
I also determined men are more interested in pastries than in elderly women.
However, he did see me drooling over those oat cakes too, so I could not blame him for experiencing unrequited love.
MAKING FRIENDS AT CHECK OUT TIME
Even though Bill and I managed to bring home a carload of “essentials” from Costco that equated to spending a carload of money, I still had to go out for groceries again the very next day.
Bill keeps telling me our food bill does not go down even with all the Costco savings. Maybe that’s true, because there I was in a regular grocery store again stocking up on all the things we forgot the day before.
And in the check out line ANOTHER STRANGE MAN STRUCK UP A CONVERSATION!
No, it wasn’t the same man.
And I don’t think I was drooling.
I was simply unloading stuff from the shopping cart onto the moving conveyor belt.
The new fellow began by saying, “I never check the length of check-out lines. I check out the checker and I always choose this particular lady who knows how to get the job done.”
I smiled and said, “Good for you.” You may have noticed, I am not too vocal when meeting strange men in markets.
The stranger went on to say, “I am 68 years old and going for a Bachelor’s degree online and I put up (preserved) 61 jars of garden fresh green beans, and I am providing home care and support for my daughter and grandchildren.” And while he never stopped talking he reached over and helped unload my groceries!
“Good for you,” I said again,
and of course, “Thank you.”
I don’t know if my reticence scared the two guys away but after engaging in conversation (theirs, not mine), they both quickly disappeared. Where were they when I needed help loading the car?
Well, now they are fond memories (preserved) in my WordPress blog post of
Exciting Things that Happen to Elderly Beautiful Women in Grocery Stores
(a similar process to preserving green beans).
Please do not pity me for a boring life.
When you live in rural Virginia on the edge of a forest, with only Bill and the deer for diversion, being greeted by two old fascinating men in two days is as exciting as going on Safari!
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