Not to dwell on the saga of my ailing foot but it has survived months in an Air Cam Boot, weeks of physical therapy, tests and more tests and about six different diagnoses.
Dwelling may not be such a bad idea at that.
Here is a photo of an obstacle course (duplicated for home use). The real thing is at my “PT” place. PT stands for Physical Therapy. Have you noticed how people talk in initials now?
Cone Obstacle Course at Dor’s House
Anyway, the orange coned obstacle course is among other torturous devices at my PT place. It is designed to build strength and agility in a foot that flaps.
My left foot now flaps when I walk. I can hear it.
And to confirm the lopsided flapping gait,
Bill said, “You walk like a duck!”
So much for grace and pride. Now add a dog leash for optimal humiliation!
Back to Physical Therapy, my well-meaning therapist, Brenda, puts a belt around my waist and the belt is so long it has a tail. Then she holds the tail in case I am inclined to teeter toward a crash landing.
The challenge is to high step over each cone without falling or knocking anything down.
- No swinging a foot outward and around instead of over.
- No leaning on Brenda.
- No hopping.
- And if you knock a cone (or Brenda) over, keep going.
As a beginner at this dog/duck walk I managed to knock down quite a few cones. Then, just as practice made perfect, they put out taller versions! Staggering over a new set of towering obstacles was like being a beginner again.
And I was just getting good at the taller versions when they announced, “YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN! No more leash.”
ALONE? Are you kidding?
Nevertheless, grimly poised for action, I aimed to prove versatility, flexibility, agility, strength, balance, and the powers of a gimpy woman to convert liabilities into assets.
AND I COULD NOT MOVE!
Terrified, to take the first step without a security dog/duck leash, I was frozen at the starting gate.
Finally, Brenda took pity and offered psychological support. She followed along as a human safety net. And I completed the arduous leash-less journey with only two fallen cones!
Next visit I plan to shock everyone with a perfect solo performance (hence the home-based obstacle course for practice)! But what diabolical activity will they come up with next?
Did I tell you they have me picking up marbles with my toes?
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