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I have a friend who talks non-stop on the phone. She includes minute by minute details about what she is doing, has done or will do.
And all I have to say is, “Uh huh,” and off she goes again.
Then one day the oddest thing happened while we were on the phone.
Nature called me.
At first gently.
And then URGENTLY.
A bathroom run became a neccessity.! And Argh!!!!
My friend was on a roll winding up for a marathon one-sided talking session.
This quickly became a competition between her call and Nature’s.
Not wanting to interrupt or hurt her feelings, I made a rush for the Necessary Room and took my phone along too (with friend still chattering away).
I just-in-time managed to stifle a loud sigh of relief and said, “Uh Huh”.
And to my surprise she kept on talking!
Now every time this friend calls, my body reacts with the urgent need to evacuate and the same ritual is repeated. I keep saying “Uh Huh” at crucial times and she keeps on talking.
She is like a built in laxative.
And I am actually enjoying the bathroom subtrefuge now too. Feels like mini escapes.
At first I thought I might be missing something important but this particular friend manages to repeat the same stories over and over when I see her in person. If I get the beginning and the end of the story during our bathroom sessions I can fill in the middle when next we meet.
Amazing how nature adapts to our needs.
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Oh, my! What a talker! You’ve solved your problem, but how can you solve hers?? Good luck.
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Maybe if your friend sees this post she will get the message .Dora. But I know what you mean……It’s hard to offend a friend. By the way I have a friend just the same but I may just get a word in now and again. I will bear that in mind and tell her I have the trots and I will call her back…………….some time later !!!
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This was hilarious to read, even more so because I have done the same thing myself, taking the phone with me to the washroom where I cross my fingers that there won’t be any embarrassing noises LOL 🤣.
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I hope you didn’t flush while she was still talking.
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I am laughing because I think we all have that ‘one friend’ like that. I once knew a man who said people like her had “diarrhea of the mouth.” Fits, huh? HA!
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Sounds like something I would do hoping they didn’t hear the flush!
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You’d better watch out, Dor. She might spring a pop quiz on you sometime.
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Heheh, I think we’ve all had to do this at some point in our lives. But at least I wait to flush until after I’ve hung up. 🙂
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Your post cracked me up! Hope your friend doesn’t follow your blog!!!
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This friend never reads blogs… she is frightened of the internet, so I am safe I think. 🙂
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TeeHee! I doubt this friend would hear any embarassing noises because she never stops talking long enough for any sounds to penetrate. 🙂
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Maybe did flush but I doubt she heard anything…. too busy talking and she has a loud voice. 🙂 Thanks for your concern though. 🙂
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Haha! LOL! Great comeback!
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Well, if she heard anything she didn’t let on! 🙂
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Hahaha! That would be something to laugh about but she repeats her stories at least 3 times so I figure I will get the whole thing pieced together quuickly enough.
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A wise woman indeed! 🙂
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This friend is too afraid of the internet to even open a photograph much less follow a blog. Therefore, I am safe unless she is secretly following. Uh oh!
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LOL I expect not Dot, I know a few of those too!
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Most of us have a friend like that and my friend continues the incessant chatter when we meet. My late husband used to say, she opens her mouth and lets her belly rumble!
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🙂 LOL! That’s a good one.
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😁 A friendship without limits 😁
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