As you may know, I am “into” sparkly things – like glittering skinny jeans. I love rhinestones and other gleaming things too like maybe diamonds.
But then I got a FB message about a very special gift and it is in keeping with the “end results” of my sparkling skinny jeans.
I can hardly resist this gift. In fact, I will not resist.
I plan to give myself this phenomenal set for my own personal, private joy over the holidays.
Here is what I saw in A Facebook message which I first deemed to be crude and then I began to LAUGH OUT LOUD.
Please take no offense at the somewhat crude language here. It is not my own, nor do I condone it, but you gotta admit it’s funny!
Glitter Pills for your Poop
“A gift idea for that person who has everything (and probably tells you alllll about it). Now they can shit glitter.”
www.etsy.com/listing/122801892/glit.
P.S. Sellers Warning and Mine Too: Do not actually eat these pills. Eat at your own risk. They are really only meant for laughter.
But just make sure you don’t ingest prior to a doctor’s visit….Bahahahaha!! What I want to know is who thinks of this stuff? Imagine the marketing meetings behind the scenes?? Too funny, Dor.
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O….M….G!!!! What will they come up with next. I mean what would you do? Sit there and stare at your poop because it’s so pretty? LMAO!! That is hilarious :).
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I have a friend…..
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Oh my! That looks like something Spencer Gifts would sell. 🙂
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First the jeans, now the poop!
Nancy
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Hahaha! Seems logical. 🙂
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🙂 🙂
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You are making me laugh again Cindy!!!! 🙂
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I have been wracking my brain trying to think of someone I can give these pills to…. used to have a contest with my ex boss. The contest was who could give the worst gift. This would do it. 🙂
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Oh yes, surely! Too funny!
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Bling it up or down! Too funy!
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Too funny!
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I’m glad they at least carry a warning label… I don’t even want to imagine what they would do to your GI tract! Quelle horreur!
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a Bedazzler for the Bathroom~! Who knew? 🙂
MJ
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Oh how funny! Would make a perfect ‘white elephant’ gift!!
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Just thought of this after I posted my first comment….remember all that glitters is not gold!!! 😉
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Hahahaha! Especially in some cases and from some points of view. 🙂 Thanks Cindy!
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Just what I thought….
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You are so polite MJ! I wish I had such elegant words to describe those crazy pills.
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I was disappointed to be warned against ingesting the glitter pills, Compared to some of the processed junk available now, how bad could they be? On the other hand, although I love sparkly things, I would not want to die after digesting unprocessed glitter either. Sigh. 🙂
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I love the warning: “Eat at your own risk.” 🙂
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