This post is absolutely hilarious and may keep you up all night snickering.
Kidde smoke detector courtesy of Home Depot
Something was pinging at 1:30 a.m. Yes, I said a.m.
Smoke detectors pick the dumbest time to die.
It pinged every 20 seconds from the alarm in my bedroom. It was about 15 feet from my formerly sleeping body. It woke me from a sound sleep in the middle of my deep REM. (I’m not sure what that means but it sounds scientific.)
My first thought was that there was a fire but the alarm would be loud and annoying and gorgeous men would be climbing in my window to save me. (I’m a sucker for a man in uniform!)
At first I tried to ignore it. I knew it wasn’t the battery because the beloved husband had checked them the week before. It was something wonky.
Ping! You can’t sleep with something pinging.
I looked over and the beloved husband was snoring like…
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