The government started deporting senior citizens to save on Medicare costs!
The theory is that seniors will not remember the way back!
I am not particularly good at telling jokes – or retelling them – but you should be aware that the above is a joke, just in case I’m better at it than I think.
Looking for the perfect gift for a senior citizen in your life? Or how about anyone you know over 40? I remember writing about a wonderful book I found. The story is in a previous blog post, buried among other oddities, but I feel the need to tell the tale again.
I purchased one for every friend over 40. It was not a huge investment at around $5 each, and worth the ultimate reward in smiles. The name of the book is The Joys of Getting Older, by Thomas and Cindy Senior, and it has received dozens of positive reviews.
“An inspirational look at the beauty found in the Circle of Life.” ~ The Times
“This is a straightforward, clear-cut how-to book for putting a spark (or two!) back into your life. It truly describes the magical beauty to be found in the twilight years.” ~Yule Biyung, Author and Inspirational Speaker
“This is a great book. I just wish I could get it in a large print version.”
“This book is a hoot! A joy to give if only to see the look on people’s faces when they open it.”
It is “a book that doesn’t need language to amuse.”
And on the back cover:
“Thomas and Cindy Senior are the best-selling husband-and-wife team who authored Retiring Gracefully and Senior Sex: How to Rekindle the Sizzle in Your Bedroom. Here, in the tradition of their previous books, they have collected all their best advice and share their insights into how you can lead a happy and energetic life after reaching that certain age. The Seniors are living out their dream retirement in sunny Florida, where hurricanes and theme parks provide routine stimulation in their lives.”
The Joys of Getting Older is a great find and a wonderful book of laughter to give to your over-the-hill friends and family members.
Have you already guessed the content?
Yes, the interior pages of this book are all BLANK!
P.S. This is a real book that is available at Amazon.com and even in reputable book stores and gift shops across the country.